The lay of the land.

  • If we haven’t met before, the best way to get my attention is to fill out my booking form in its entirety. Taking the time to write a proper introduction makes me purr like a kitten. I will not respond to explicit messages.

  • I do not discriminate based on age, nationality, ethnicity, status, ability, religion, shape, size, or experience.

  • I ask for a 25% retainer to secure our time together, and 50% for a tour date or FMTY. This can be sent via Zelle, bitcoin, or Cashapp. Please inquire before sending so I can send you instructions. Retainers are non-refundable.

  • If you must cancel within 48 hours, I ask that you pay 50% of the total fee. No shows will be required to pay the full fee.

  • The remainder of the rate is to be paid in cash promptly at the start of the date. Digital payments are only accepted if pre-arranged and pre-paid in full. If you arrive without cash, you will need to go to the bank and I may not be able to accommodate lost time from your session.

  • I do not accept reviews on third party platforms.

  • I am happy to provide one reference per date for clients who I have seen in the last six months. If you would like me to vouch for you, please send me a note so that I can expect hearing from the provider. Tips for references are appreciated.

  • Screening information is destroyed immediately upon verification. Your privacy is important to me and I am prepared to sign NDAs for high profile friends who require legal protection and total discretion.

  • Rates are never to be discussed or negotiated whether in person or via digital communication. Please have my donation ready upon arrival in unsealed envelope and place it in plain sight. If we are meeting in a more public setting, I ask that my donation be placed in a thank you card, tucked inside of a book, or gift bag. The only time donations may be discussed is for an extension during a date in progress.

  • You can expect for me to be well-groomed and well-dressed for the occasion. I maintain impeccable hygiene and expect the same from you. Please arrive minty fresh and clean or excuse yourself to shower. It is a matter of respect for both parties involved.

  • Please wash your hands and use mouthwash at the start of the date.

  • I may request a travel fee at my discretion.

  • Gifts are never expected, but always dearly appreciated! I adore cat-safe flowers andas well as gift cards to Sephora. If you want to outdo yourself, you can delight and surprise me with something from my wishlists: Amazon, Marigold.